This is what happens when the Hall family gets a little too tipsy and then tries to get a respite from the way-too-many family members from all over the globe we have staying with us for the holidays:
Middle Sister: Stop calling me Youngest Sister! Get over it!
Mother: Why are you so upset about it? I always mix you girls up.
Middle Sister: Because I used to be the favorite, and now it’s Youngest Sister.
Me: Where does that leave me?
Youngest Sister: I also get Jido! (She’s always been our grandfather’s obvious favorite).
Everyone: Yea, we know.
Father: (just walking in) What are you guys doing?
Me: Middle Sister’s upset that she’s no longer the favorite daughter.
Father: WHAT?! There are no favorites. FAMILY GROUP HUG!
*family group hug happens.*
Me: Why are we all in Mom’s closet?
HAPPY NEW YEAR!