Bar Examiner 1: How can we really drive in the point that we are both useless and ginormous asshats?
Bar Examiner 2: Oh. Wait. What if . . . WHAT IF . . . We schedule the March MPRE for St. Paddy’s Day weekend?
Bar Examiner 1: Oh my God. That’s beautiful.
Bar Examiner 3: Someone call Satan. We’re totally gonna pwn his March Madness Evilosity bracket with this shit.
Bar Examiner 2: And Rush thought he had it with that Fluke-slut bullshit. Pffft.