This is not so much funny as it is a story that still makes me angry two years later. Earlier on in my law school career, while sitting in a lecture hall waiting for, ironically, my Professional Responsibility course to begin, I overheard this conversation between two then-3Ls:
Girl 1: Yea so then he just stormed out. It was nuts.
Girl 2: He is nuts. His anger management issues are out of control. How can you throw a fit like that in public? He needs major therapy. Gary told me he’s pretty sure he’s also got some kind of depression or something.
Girl 1: I can’t believe he’ll be working at a prosecutors office under that kind of pressure. Someone is going to get hurt.
Girl 2: For sure. Do you want to do drinks and lunch after this?
I’m gonna go ahead and ignore your obvious mental breakdown as long as you agree to ignore my on-the-side blow habit and borderline alcoholism.