First off, does it piss anyone else off that the entirety of America does not seem to be aware that there are people studying for the bar RIGHT NOW? Like, get the fuck out of my way lady who is floundering in front of the thing I want to eat for dinner from Whole Foods. What you have problems? NO YOU FUCKING DON’T. I don’t even care.
Okay, now that we all understand that, here is a list of things that non-bar takers should not, under any circumstances, say to those of us studying for the bar:
1. You’re going to be fine.
2. You can get through this. It’s only two more weeks of your life.
3. You know so much already. More than you think you do.
4. How’s studying going? (Or any variation thereof, including, but not limited to: How are you feeling? How are you handling things? Are you getting enough sleep?)
5. Have you seen the new ______ movie?
WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT?! I DON’T HAVE TIME FOR THIS SHIT!